For everyone who's ever wanted a relationship where the sparks fly when the two of you hold hands...this one's for you. 😁
Man, convenience store owners are a breed apart. 😅
"Eat a dinner of goth ham, Mattress Wayne."🤣
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What the hell kind of fairies are you weirdos? 😬
When you find out that your friend's roommate is a ghost, there's one question that requires an immediate answer.
Wait...that's not how the taking-the-mask-off-of-the-defeated-superhero-before-killing-them scenario's supposed to go. 😅
It's not necessarily absurd, but, if superheroes really existed, there absolutely would be a set of laws encompassing costumed vigilantism. Both DC and Marvel have retroactively acknowledged this by introducing the idea of a federal database superhumans have to register with. https://t.co/0CU9Fkk2sX